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Saturday Night At the Disco

A new year, I was in a disco. That is, it was a real nightclub, the place was nice and not an oven, and the music was fantastic. Funky evening. Funky real one, with lots of footage taken directly from Soul Train. In itself, then the evening would not be bad if it had not happened that almost always happens when you go to places like that, maybe on Saturday night, maybe New Year's Eve. Because the biggest absurdity of going to the disco is not so much in fact locking themselves in a dark place with hundreds of other people dancing to repetitive music and get drunk, but rather that, in the disco, no dancing then much. That is, the absurd, and that always happens to me, is that for most of the time they face each other, and this is definitely not pleasant activities. It makes the tail, then the queue for the cloakroom. Then you go take a look at the track, but we are still too shiny and cool that you are away making its way into the mass, with the elbows high and well focused, and maybe go for a drink. And even there, the queue for the drinks. He expects a good half hour to drink a crap in a plastic cup, then you go back to the track, but then the urge for a cigarette and go to queue to get out in the smoking area. And the queue before returning. But all this time our friends have moved, then he dives back into the crowd, elbows high, well-planted, to find the others. We find them in the queue at the bar for another drink. And so on, another half hour waiting for their drink. And the girls run away to pee. And so on, another hour of waiting in queue to the toilet to pee. Then maybe you go on the track and you can dance those ten minutes before you get too thirsty again, after all the heat is Executioner. And then again elbows high and still queue for the drinks and elbows high and short, yet do not have time to do two jumps that you realize that it's five o'clock in the morning and maybe it's time to go. And you did not dance a single minute in a row. And it is always the case. And in the end is the thing that bothers me most of those places there, the fact that time is lost in totally crap avoidable in any context, but there is almost all of the things that happen.

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